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TWO BRAINS (QUIZ BY ROBERTO)

Quiz by: advancedenglish2    

Description: Men and women brains are different
High Intermediate
What 's a man's brain made of?
Where do men put the box for their couples' mother?
What is a woman's brain is made up of?
Which is the source of energy for women's brains ?
Which is men's favourite box?
Can men breath while they use their favourite bag/baggage/box?
What drives women crazy?
What is the main rule for man's brain boxes ?
Can a woman think of one thing only??
Do women want to get into men's brains?
What makes a woman's brain explode?
TALE OF TWO BRAINS- Roberto Bernardo

Start discussing men’s brains, women’s brains and how they’re very different from each other. I wanna start with men’s brains. All right? Men’s brains are very unique, men’s brains are made up of little boxes and we have a box for everything. We have a box for the car, we've got a box for the money, we got a box for the job, we got a box for you , we got a box for the kids, we got a box for your mother somewhere in the basement.
We got boxes everywhere, and the rule is "the boxes don’t touch". When a man discusses a particular subject, we go to that particular box, we put that box out, we open the box, we discuss only what is in THAT box, all right? And then we close the box and put it away being very, very careful not to touch any other boxes.
Now women’s brains are very, very different from men’s brains. Women's brains are made up of a big ball of wire, and everything is connected to everything. Money is connected to the car, car is connected to your job and your kids are connected to your mother...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
It’s like internet suprha highway, Ok? And it’s all driven by energy that we call emotion. This is zzzzz. It’s one of the reasons why women tend to remember everything. Because if you take an event and you connect it to an emotion, it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever. The same thing happens for men, it just doesn't happen very often because, but frankly, we don't care.
Women tend to care about everything! And she loves it, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hahahaha, ok?
Men we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of. This particular box has nothing in it. True, true. In fact, we call it the "nothing box." And of all the boxes a man has in his brain, the "nothing box" is our favourite box. If a man has the chance, he’ll go to his nothing box every time. That's why a man can do something seemingly completely brain dead for hours on it. You know, like fishing.
Now, they’ve actually measured this. The University of Pennsylvania, a couple of years ago, did a study and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing and still breathe. You knowm they've connected on the wires and stuff like, most of brain activity ... Our brain is dead!
Women can’t do it, they can’t do it, their minds never stop, and they don't understand the "nothing box" and it drives them crazy because nothing drives a woman more crazy or makes you feel more irritated than to witness a man doing nothing!




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