The Hangover (Season 1): Episode 7 - Not At The Table Carlos

I don't want you. Why can't we remember a goddamn thing from last night? because we obviously had a great [ __ ] time. Why don't you just stop worrying for one minute? Be proud of yourself. >> I don't know, Phil. Maybe it's cuz I'm missing a tooth. Or maybe it's because there's a tiger in our hotel room, which incidentally is completely destroyed. Oh, no. No. Wait, wait, wait. I know. Maybe it's because we found a baby. A human baby. That's it. That's it. It's because WE FOUND A [ __ ] BABY. I don't think you should curse around the child. >> Really? I don't think you should be around a child. >> Oh, how cute. What's his name? >> Ben. >> Carlos. >> Carlos. What do you say when you're too [ __ ] up? >> And what your girlfriend say? >> I think I need an intervention. Cook. >> Hey Phil, look. >> He's jacking his little wieners. >> Pull yourself together, man. >> Out of the table, Carlos. I looked everywhere. Gym, casino, front desk. Nobody's seen Doug. He's not here. >> He's fine. He's a grown man. Seriously, Ste, you got to calm down here. Have some juice. >> Okay, I have juice right now. >> Okay. All right. Let's Let's just track this thing. >> All right. What's the last thing we remember doing last night? Well, the first thing was we were on the roof and we were having those shots of Jagger. >> And then we had dinner at the Palm, right? >> That's right. >> And then we played craps with the Hard Rock and I think Doug was there. >> That sounds right. >> No, no, no, no. He definitely was. >> Yeah. You know what, guys? I don't even remember going to dinner. >> I know. What the [ __ ] I don't think I've ever been this hung over. >> After the hard rock got blacked out, it was like emptiness. Okay, >> we have up until 10 p.m. So, that gives us a 12-hour window where we could have lost them. >> What is this? >> Oh my god, that is my tooth. Why do you have that? >> What else is in your pocket? >> Oh, this is a good thing. No, no. Check your pockets. Check your pockets. Do you have anything? >> I have an ATM receipt from the Bellagio. 11:05 for $800. I am so [ __ ] I have a valet ticket from Caesars. Looks like we got in at 5:15 a.m. >> Oh [ __ ] we drove last night. >> Driving drunk. Classic. >> What's on your arm? >> What the [ __ ] is that? >> Jesus. Phil, you were in the hospital last night, >> I guess. So, yeah. >> You okay? >> Yeah, Alan, I'm fine. >> What the hell is going on? >> Well, Steu, Stu, this is a good thing. We have a lead now. Hey Ste, watch this. >> You ever seen a baby do that Allan? >> Not cool.