Diego's car talk

>> SAM: So, where do you wanna eat? >> DIEGO: Umm... >> SAM: Wait, let me guess. Let me guess. Taco Bell. Sorry. >> DIEGO: Where do you wanna eat? Starbucks? >> SAM: So what’s it like mowing my lawn all day? >> DIEGO: Well, I don’t know, what it’s like eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches all day? >> SAM: Oh shoot, what time is it? Don’t you have to go to Home Depot soon
to find work? >> DIEGO: I’m just curious how many times did you get a divorce this year? >> SAM: Shouldn’t you be watching a soccer game right now? >> DIEGO: Shouldn’t you be waiting in line for the next iPhone? >> SAM: I just got a call from immigration and um, you’re being deported. >> DIEGO: Well I just got a... wait are you serious? >> SAM: No dude, it’s a joke. >> DIEGO: Oh okay. Well I just got a call from Abercrombie and Fitch and they want their clothes back. >> SAM: We’re literally wearing the same thing. >> DIEGO: Yeah, you right. >> SAM: So what’s it like not having a green card? >> DIEGO: So what’s it like not having wifi? >> SAM: Why don’t you just go eat a burrito, bro? >> DIEGO: Why don’t you just go eat some organic, gluten free, fat free, uh, water? >> SAM: So tell me what it’s like to put guacamole on everything? >> DIEGO: You tell me what it’s like to putting guacamole on everything? >> SAM: What’s it like not paying taxes? >> DIEGO: It’s actually pretty nice. >> SAM: No, yeah I bet. >> DIEGO: It’s just a lot easier financially. >> SAM: Alright, alright can we call it truths? That’s enough. Let’s just call it truths. What do you say? >> DIEGO: Yeah, okay. You stupid. [EXIT MUSIC]