The Trouble with Children According to Dog

today toad stools and fairy D is reading a Katie Weaver book called The Trouble With Children according to dog this is one of her Series be sure to check the others out and thumbs up this video the food is satisfactory the walks are not too short the house is mostly cozy and my bed has back support this life of mine is is relatively lavish I suppose but something has me troubled that I really must disclose families are overrated wait let me explain the grown-ups are okay I guess but children they're insane belonging to a human herd is every doggy's dream yeah possibly if you enjoy the way small humans scream there shrieks are horrifying why on Earth are they so loud my barking is forbidden but their yelling is allowed they squeeze me tightly till my eyeballs feel like they'll pop out me one thing I know for certain is those children must work out then on my back they straddle me like I'm a tiny horse I panic and I shake them off which they don't like of course one time they kicked my scrumptious Meal which splattered on the wall that made me really cranky I did not like that at all and many times I found their dirty bowls inside my bowl it's obvious these little humans have no self-control and once those pesky troublemakers made me wear a dress a pink one with blue polka dots that dress did not impr press they even added shiny Clips like 20 in my fur in my opinion incidents like this should not occur speaking of my fur those kids just love to yank and pull the youngest loves to grip and tug till both her hands are full I'm lucky that I don't resemble funny hairless cats I know what you're thinking yes those Fel look like rats oh man the children saw me and they're headed right this way I don't think I can take this torture even one more day uhoh who's there I love you who's a good puppy who's a good puppy who like a scratch right there you like a scratch right there you're the best little puppy ever m okay so I may have judged unfairly they're less Dreadful than I said it turns out I'm a sucker for a good scratch on the head all right I'm just a softy but I'm really not to blame the youngest is the cutest when she sweetly says my name is the specialest puppy ever their cuddles can be tolerable even kind of sweet and boy it feels so special every time I get a treat their belly rubs are magical the kids they know their stuff those little moments make up for the times they get too rough now snuggle tightly in their bed I'm thankful for today yeah sure I could get used to this I'll let the children stay be sure to take a moment and read over how to safely and lovingly interact with your dog the end