Big bang theory
Quiz by: englishatadistance

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. How's your leg? Very good, thanks for asking, come on in. Good.
You're here to exchange gifts. You'll be pleased to know I'm prepared for whatever you have to offer.
I should note I'm having some digestive distress, so if I excuse myself abruptly don't be alarmed.
Oh, a napkin. Turn it over. "To Sheldon, live long and prosper. Leonard Nimoy" He came into the
restaurant. Sorry the napkin's dirty, he wiped his mouth with it. I possess the DNA of Leonard
Nimoy? Yeah, yeah, I guess, but look, he signed it. Do you realize what this means? All I need is a
healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy! All I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon. Be
right back. Here open it. Oh, the gift certificate for motorcycle lessons. Very thoughtful. Yeah, and I
checked - not letting the bike fall on you while standing still is lesson one, but I think you'll
appreciate what I got you. Okay, 101 totally cool science experiments for kids. You know, 'cuz you're
so into science. Sheldon! What did you do? I know. It's not enough, is it. Here. Leonard, look.
Sheldon's hugging me. It's a ???? miracle.
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