Hello boys and girls...or whatever. My name is Captain Jack Sparrow. Ah, I take it some of you have heard of me. As you may well know, there are times...almost constantly, in fact, where I prefer to look at the world through the bottom of a glass. Rum... something like this. You may have also heard whisperings and rumors that Jack Sparrow be recruiting a crew, to undertake a voyage to the Fountain of Youth. Not true, course not. But even if it were not true, you wouldn't be interested in joining me, would you, eh?
Death lies before us, as we sail on to the Fountain of Youth.
You could guide an expedition. You are Jack Sparrow.
There should be a 'Captain' in there somewhere.
I hear a rumor... Jack Sparrow is in London, hellbent to find the Fountain of Youth.
Don't be a fool Jackie. The Fountain will test you
Is that really necessary?
Gentlemen, the fountain is the prize.
Mermaid waters, that be our path
Steady as she goes!
What's your play, Jack?
I thought I should give you warning when taking a ship. It’s nothing personal.
It may be better off if you just... Stay out of it.
There will be dangers along the way. Firstly, mermaids, zombies, Blackbeard....the pirate all pirates fear.
If I do not make it to the Fountain, neither will you.
Is that it?
I think so.
Are we not King's Men?
How is it that we can never meet without you pointing something at me?
There's the Jack I know.You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place with a sudden urge to jump? I don't have it.
Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again!