Where's the buttons? Oh no, they've installed voice-recognition technology in this _________. I've heard about this. Voice-recognition technology, in a ___________, in Scotland? You ever tried voice-recognition technology?
gift
lift
rift
No. They don't do Scottish accents. ______________. Could you please repeat that? _______________. _______________. _______________. _____________. Could you please repeat that? ____________
Seven
Eleven
Heaven
Whose idea was this? You need to try an American accent. Eleven. Eleven. Sounds ___________, not American. Doesn't it? Eleven. Where in America is that, Dublin?
Irish
Scottish
English
I'm sorry, could you please repeat that? Try an English accent, right. Eleven. Eleven. You from the same part of _____________ as Dick Van Dyke?
Scotland
Ireland
England
________________ yours then smartass. Please speak slowly and clearly. Smartass. Eleven. I'm sorry, could you please repeat that.
Let's see
Lassie
Let's she
Eleven. If you don't understand the lingo, away back inta ya in country. Ooh..is that talk now, away back inta ya in country. Ah, don't start ________________ how can ya be racist to a lift?
Mr. Reekin' Hard
Mr. Bleedin' Heart
Mr. Reachin' Ark
Please speak slowly and clearly. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. You're just sayin' it the same way I wanna keep sayin' it till it understands _____________, alright? Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven.
Scottish
Irish
English
Ah, just take us anywhere you cow! Just open the doors! This is a voice-activated elevator. Please state which floor you would like to go to in a clear and _________ manner. __________. _________. Where is that coming from? Why is it telling people to be ______?
Kahn
come
calm
Because they knew they'd be selling this to Scottish people who would be _____________ their nuts at it! You have not selected a floor. Aye, we have! Eleven!
goin' on
goin' off
goin' in
If you would like to get out of the elevator, without ____________ a floor, simply say "Open the doors, please." Please. Please. XXX XX XXX.
selecting
selection
select
Maybe we just should say please. I'm not begging that for ___________. Open the doors please. Please. Pathetic. Please remain calm.
anything
nothing
everything
Would you let me up to that! Get me up there! Right, just wait for it to speak. You have not selected a floor. Aghhhh! Up yours, you cow! If you don't open these doors, I'm gonna come to America, I'm gonna find whatever ___________ actress gave you a voice, and I'm gonna get an electric chair for you!
desperate
depressed
desolate
Scotland ya bastard! Scotland! Scotland! FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEDOM! ___________?
Comin' on
Goin' up
Gettin' in